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NO: 20 JAN 02 Gold Coast Parklands - Gold Coast, Australia

I have a CD kindly provided from GaoBest of this performance. Quality is excellent. The FM recording leaves out "Close Range", "True Faith", and "LWTUA". In addition to that, the video broadcasts leave out Love Vigilantes, Atmosphere, BLT, and BM.

Announcer: "...great recording we did of New Order, at the Gold Coast Big Day Out, on Sunday the 20th of January. The last time New Order toured Australia was way back in 1987, and this one of dates saw them headline the Big Day Out, but also coincided with the release of their seventh album, Get Ready, their first new album in eight years. The exciting part of seeing New Order back on the world stage is, as well, has been the amount of back catalogue they've included in their live sets. For the first time, they've gone back to their Joy Division days and done songs like 'Atmosphere' and 'Transmission' both of which are included in this 'Live at the Wireless' performance, and of course they've been doing some of their all-time classics, especially from the 80s, songs like 'Blue Monday, 'Temptation', and 'Bizarre Love Triangle'. All of those included in this 'Live At The Wireless' set at the Gold Coast Big Day Out. Here they are on Triple J, New Order!" (pronounced New Orrdaaahh)

_Crystal_

BS: "Hello. Sorry it's taken us so long to come back here. Are you having a good day today? It's a bit. it's a bit, a bit hot for us palmy[?] bastards. We only like it when it rains. Okay, we're New Order, and we're like Crystal."

Intro...Bernard calls out "One". Amusing to hear Mr. Sumner sing harmony with prerecorded female backing tracks. Well, maybe 'amusing' isn't the right word.

The frontman cries out to close the track.

BS: "Thank you. Thanks a lot. Thanks for having us back. Australia's changed a lot in fifteen years, for the better. (a few guitar stums interspersed)

_Transmission_

BS: "This is a Joy Division song, it's called Transmission." A few seconds later, he says quitely, "when you're quiet, mate". (don't know who this is addressed to)

The only thing I have of note is Bernard flubs the "touching from a distance" line, substituting another one in its place.

BS: "Thank you!"

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, this is a bit more poppy song, it's called Regret."

New Order play Regret, in a matter consistent with all other performances of that song.

BS: "Thank you!"

Recording I have (being from the Triple J brodcast) has "This is New Order, live at the Wireless on Triple J" interpolated.

_Love___Vigilantes_

BS: "Okay, erm...(Hooky mutters something about not saying anymore and trying to keep it down) this, this is a song that we've not played for a while so if it goes terribly wrong, er, bear with us. It's called Love Vigilante(sic)." (I don't hear him add the terminal plural)

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Okay, this one's bang up to date...it's off our our new album, it's called...er, whatever it's called, and when you hear this vocal, go to a record shop and buy the album tomorrow, that's what the point is....it's called 60 Miles An Hour. But you won't do that, because you're not robots. That's why we love you so much."

The band play a pretty good version of it.

BS: "Thank you! It's not a bad little tune, is it? Maybe you should all buy it tomorrow!"

And go right into _Atmosphere_.

BS: "'k you. Did that ever come out in Australia, have you ever heard that song before? Erm, well, I don't have to explain it then.

_Close___Range_ follows. It doesn't appear on the FM broadcast.

Bernard screams out the chorus on this one.

BS: "Okay, now that we've poisoned your ears with all of those guitars, we're going to abandon it for a minute. We're going to play, erm, an old favorite of ours called _Bizarre___Love___Triangle_..."

BLT starts up, and Bernard keeps talking...

BS: "...and it's about, it's about me, Phil, and Peter. Peter's on top of New Order and..."

PH: "It's bizarre".

BS: "And Phil is on the bottom."

I wonder how Steve feels about being left out. Probably relieved.

I think the vocals sound flat, but what else is new?

ANCR: "This is New Order...live at the Wireless on Triple J"

_True Faith_

Also missing from the FM broadcast.

BS: "More sequencers Jerry, more sequencers. Fuckin' 'ell. When you get to our age..."

An announcer's voice can be heard on the PA, which obscures what Bernard says at this point.

BS: "Don't know if this song ever came out in Australia, it's called True Faith."

(at end)

BS: "Jerry, time(?) for more vocalization please...[can't make out]...a bit out of tume. It's not my fault, of course."

_Temptation_

BS: "So, is everybody enjoying this so far? So are we. Em, we're gonna play a song now, it's called, uhh, Temptation."

The intro sounds a bit more arpeggio'ed than typical. Lots of classicsounding guitar, too.

He says, "Oh, it's the last *fucking* time", of course. And "1-2-3-4" is yelled out.

Very good stuff.

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

Another one not on the FM broadcast.

PH: (a bit off-mic) "Let's go. One-two-three-four..."

Bernard "C'mons" a few times, of course. Hooky yells for Steve... you know the drill.

BS: "Thank you! Sounded better than I did...that seemed very odd."

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Okay, this is our last song...and we're absolutely FUCKING sick of playing it, FUCKING hate it, but we'll play it for you."

PH: "Oooh, gotta go(?)...make an old man happy!"

Despite the strong feeling expressed, this performance of the worn chestnut breathes some life into the old mare. The vocoders are mixed in with Barney's vocals. There's a different-sounding guitar during the second version.

Barney sings "waiting" over and over a few times. Nice guitar solo in there too. Ends in drums

BS: "Thank you, sorry about the heavy rock guitar at the end of it, but I suppose it makes it a little bit different. Thank you, goodnight! See you again in...eh, 20 years."

ANCR: "And knowing them, they're not lying, either. On Triple J. Wasn't that special? New Order, live at the Wireless. A Triple J recording of their performance at the Gold Coast, Big Day Out, on the 20th of January, a Sunday evening, and nine songs from their set that they performed that night, ending of course with the classic Blue Monday. Before that, Temptation, Bizarre Love Triangle, Atmosphere, 60 Miles An Hour, Love Vigilantes, a track which went way back to 1985 for them, Regret, Transmission, and Crystal. Nice to hear a couple of the Joy Division tracks in the set as well. That, ah, set by New Order was recorded by Triple J Live producer Cameron McCauley, so thanks to him..."


NO: 23 JAN 02 Hodern Pavilion - Sydney, Australia

NME Review

http://www.nme.com/reviews/10158.htm

Highlights from the review:

English backpackers chant that Hooky's a fat twat and cheer at the fact that 'Salford Rules!' is written in duct tape on the amps.

Sumner attacks the last few versus of 'Close Range' with all the vigour of a man who's just come in from a ten mile run ("Are you ready to chill out?" he puffs at one stage. "I tell you what, I am.") .

I've had the opportunity to listen to a few tracks from this gig...and then the rest as somebody shared their superb quality audience tape on DIME.

This may be Arthur Baker introducing the band.

AB: "One of my favorite bands of all time may be here tonight, I'm not sure. What do you think? Yeah? Okay, the best band in the world ever, out of Manchester or anywhere else, NEW ORDER!"

_Crystal_

BS: "Hello! How you're doing? This isn't a big day out, but it's the next best thing. Okay, it's been a long time we've been to Australia and I must apologize for that. It's Peter's fault."

Somebody, maybe even Hooky himself, cries out 'Bullshit!'.

BS: "Okay, we're going to start out the set tonight with, er, Crystal."

(after song's complete)

BS: "Thank you! Jerry, can you turn up your...[equipment]"

_Transmission_

punter: "All right, don't tell anyone to get fucked(?)..."

PH: "This one's for a great friend of ours, it's so fucking to see you Frank, you fat bastard."

punter: "Good one!"

PH: "Transmission for you, mate!"

(at end)

punter: "Do you still hate fucking singing, you cunt?"

BS: "Course that was a Joy Division song."

punter: "You used to hate singin'!"

BS: "We ain't played it for a long long time."

_Regret_

BS: "And this is a New Order song off Republic, it's called Regret."

BS: "Jerry, I am a bit...a little bit too loud. My guitar."

punter: "A bit of Electronic. A little bit of Electronic. Johnny Marr. Johnny Marr. You [?] all that concert could, you prick. Hey, Georgie. Hey, Georgie."

_Ceremony_

PH: "Okay, Bernard."

BS: "Okay, we're going to keep this guitar-friendly for the time being. And this is a very old song of ours, it's kinda half ours and half Joy Divison's. It's called Ceremony."

Damn Aussies yelping thorughout this song.

BS: "Thank you!

punter: "You're ahead of your time!

BS: "Thank you, thanks a lot."

punter: "You're ahead of your time, you old fucking pony cack(?)"

PH: "I know that's at the end, so don't be daft!" (I don't know who or what this is directed at)

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Okay, we're going to bring things right up to date now. A track off our new album, which I'm sure you've all been to the shops and bought. Every one of you. All right, for the ones who haven't, go out and get it tomorrow. This is the new single, it's called 60 Miles An Hour."

Wah wah guitar at the end.

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "Well, that's a bit high ... in it so far, so I think we're going to chill things out a little bit. You ready to chill out a little bit? I tell you what, I am."

Some fans start to chant.

Bernard doesn't sing the 'piss off' line, leaving it for the fans to fill in.

BS: "Thank you. One of our favorites. Just give us a second while we tune up, we're professional."

_Atmosphere_

BS: "I bet you've got no idea what we're going to play next, have you? Pardon, one at a time please. This is a song I don't think we've ever played in Australia before...this tour. It's called Atmosphere, it's a Joy Division."

Amazingly enough, he's right.

PH: "Okay, Phil. One two three four."

(at end)

BS: "Thank you."

_Close___Range_

Some muted guitar power chording.

BS: "Okay, this is Close Range off of our new album, and we want to see jumping up and down to this one. From now on, everyone's got to jump up and down, including me. Sounds a bit loud."

BS: "'k you. The drums were very, very, loud on that one. Very loud drums."

_Touched___By___The___Hand___Of___God_

BS: "Please turn the drums down. Okay, this is Touched By The Hand Of God."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "I bet you're absolutely sick of guitars by now, and you want us to play a couple of our dance hits. Well, maybe I've read the situation all wrong. Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you! I'm a fat twat. Oh, Peter is. Throw him out."

PH: "Fuck off, [can't make out, as Bernard is also speaking]

BS: "All right, this is Bizarre Love Triangle."

Bernard says something at 0:52, maybe 'bass drum'? Then he whistles.

BS: "Thank you!"

BS: "It's very hot up here, if anybody out there has got...is in charge of the air conditioning control, could you turn it down a bit so it is a bit cool. Turn it down to where it feels like we're in England."

_True___Faith_

BS: "This is True Faith."

After the first verse, Hooky makes the following pronouncement.

PH: "You're really good Sydney, fuck me!"

BS: "Thank you. Have the drums put up a little bit, please."

_Temptation_

BS: "Well, I gotta tune up for this one because it's a very special song. It's my favorite New Order song. It's our cover version of a Benny Hill song called 'Ernie The Milkman'. Okay, this is 'Temptation'."

(at end)

BS: "'k you!"

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

BS: "Okay, this is Love Will Tear Us Apart."

PH: "Onetwothreefour!"

At the 2:00 mark Hooky exhorts the crowd, "C'mon, louder Sydney!" then, satisfied, says "That's better" and "Steve, m... that ground[?]!".

BS: "Thank you, you've been a great audience. See you again! On Saturday."

Hooky ends things with a two-note vamp. Fans begin cheering for an encore, of course. A minute later, you can hear guitar being strummed and a fan says "they're tuning up his guitar, do you think he's gonna come back" and a female fan replies, "It's so funny, because Australia...[hard to make out rest]"

_Isolation_

Here's how Barney introduces it:

BS: "Thank you, you're a fucking great audience, in fact, you're better than we are. You've got a choice of Rock The Shack off our new album or Isolation. Which one...?"

The audience calls out for both, though I hear more for the latter than the former, Hooky gives it away by playing the bass riff for Isolation.

BS: "All right, we'll do both then. Rock The Shack first. Nononononono. Isolation first."

(the groop play Isolation)

BS: "'k you."

_Rock___The___Shack_

BS: "Okay, okay, this is Rock The Shack."

(at end)

BS: "Thank you!"

Some Hendrix-type guitar bits at the end.

_Blue___Monday_

Some weird drum sounds at the starts.

BS: "Thank you, good night. See you on Saturday night!"

Feedback and clapping at the end.

PH: "When you see your friends, tell 'em you've been goblined!"

Not sure what the last word is, actually, and nor does the crowd.


NO: 26 JAN 02 RAS Showgrounds - Sydney, Australia

Source taken from a CD with tracks sourced from MP3. Very-good quality audience recording, likely done by the same person who taped the worse-sounding version Queensland, but with a lot less distortion.

_Crystal_

PH: "Happy Australia day. Fuck it, c'mon!"

BS: "Hello. Hello hello hello hello. We are New Order, all the way from Manchester, home of Manchester United. Not Liverpool. (boos) And our first song we're gonna play for you is Crystal."

Fans cry out "New Order"

Brief edit.

_Transmission_

BS: "Okay, this is a Joy Division song. It's called Transmission."

(at end)

BS: "Thank you! I'm sorry it's been so long since we've been here... in Sydney. But the weather's just too nice for us. We only like to play places where it rains. Like Garbage, really."

_Love___Vigilantes_

Original source for this song was an audience tape->112kbps MP3. Decent sound...this is likely the same source as the present one I'm using for the writeup.

BS: "Okay, this is a...very old song by us called Love Vigilantes."

He flubs the lyrics, getting ahead of himself at one point.

lyric: "Oh I flew through the sky, my convictions...I would die. My convictions would not lie, I would see it soon."

(the next line is "For my country I would die/And I will see it soon')

The punters, of course, are singing along... Some feedback about 3:14 in.

BS: "Thank you...this is for Jerry, a bit of tattered guitar back in..." (I can't make this out very well). [some strumming]

Somebody very loudly cries out, "Bernard, you fat bastard..." which makes him say "Ok" and then cough-chuckle.

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, this is Regret."

(at end)

BS: "Jerry, can you set my guitar down a touch in my In-Ears, please.

BS: "You having a good time today? It's been a little bit too hot... for us...okay, okay, I need my melodica for this one, and it'll take me a second to get it.

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "This is off our new album, Get Ready, and it's called 60 Miles An Hour.

BS: "Thank you."

PH: "Hrm, I've been carried away on that one, hell, if you didn't notice. I should have fucking been carried away, I don't know which one it was.

Somebody calls out "Hooky, you're God." To that he responds, "I love you too."

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Okay, I'd like to dedicate this next song to Jessica and her family. Atmosphere."

PH: "All right, Freddy...one, two, three, four."

BS: "Thank you."

_Close___Range_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna pep up things up a little bit now." [Something about turning down something...]

PH: "I heard what you said down in front."

BS: "This is Close Range."

BS: "'Q!"

punter: "Fucking brilliant."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna play a couple of dance tunes now. Cuz that guitar was hurting my fucking fingers. And I need them later on. This is Bizarre Love Triangle."

PH: "[can't make out]...ceiling and not enough...have to cut down on the ceiling..."

_True___Faith_

BS: "Okay, this is True Faith."

BS: (during intro) "Sequencers, Jerry, sequencers".

BS: "We always spot the ending up on that one...but everybody else does. Get it right! [Morris drum hit] You get it right. Somebody might help(?) you can't get these days.

_Temptation_

BS: "Okay this is, eh. [cough] I don't like this, I thought it was all the same but it's not. This is, er, Temptation.

(during bridge)

BS: "Push him off"...

BS: "Thank you."

Bernard screams the "one, two, three, four" part. This was useful in distinguishing this version against the more common Adelaide show, as there was observed to be some confusion in the labelling of the common FM recoding which was attributed to this date but was really from Adelaide a few days earlier.

BS: "All right, I have to change this guitar for this one."

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

BS: "Okay, let's see if Sydney rocks. This is Love Will Tear Us Apart."

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Okay...this is a song that we miss playing, that is the bane of my existence."

(this doesn't make much sense)

Bernard mutters something during the intro.

BS: "Thank you, you've been fucking great! FUCKING GREAT!! See you guys soon."

The tune ends with Phil vamping out.


NO: 28 JAN 02 - Metro - Melbourne, Australia

BS: (introducing Atmosphere) "This one's about golf."


NO: 01 FEB 02 - RA&HS Showgrounds Adelaide, Australia

A robotic female announcement interrupts the taper or whoever it is that's saying "You think you...thank you."

Can I have your attention please? In the interest of your own safety, and the safety of others around you, please listen to the following announcement. Crowd surfing, pushing, and aggressive...endangers yourself and the safety of others. Participation in these activties may result in you being ejected from the venue.

Remember to drink plenty of water. Avoid excessive sun exposure and immediately seek first aid attention if you are feeling unwell. Enjoy the day, and think you for your support. This has been a Big Day Out safety announcement.

This recording was taped with Oade mics into a Sony D100 DAT, and is excellent-sounding.

_Crystal_

BS: "You all right? We're New Order. We've come all the way from Manchester England to bore the pants off you."

PH: "That's a nice welcome, thank you.!"

BS: "Okay, the first song from our repertoire...Jerry, can I have a bit more reverb?...for you tonight is called Crystal."

Thank you. Jerry, can you turn down a little bit...unusually. So you've been having a good day today? It's great to be back here in Australia, especially Adelaide. Hooky laughs.

BS: "It is, it's a cool place man."

PH: (Trying to get a word in edgewise) "You ready...for Tra..."

BS: "Not as cool as Manchester, but it's all right."

_Transmission_

PH: "Ready for Transmission? Forgot about you for a minute. One two three...four."

BS: (at end) "Hey! Thank you."

BS: "Damien, you got another Pernod n' orange please, that fucking line's over(?) with. Even though the(?) sponsor is here.... When you're finished, when you're ready...your own good time."

_Regret_

BS: "This is Regret."

Guitar bit here.

_Ceremony_

BS: "Okay! This is a very old song, and we wrote it just when we first started as New Order, just after the end of Joy Division, and it's called Ceremony. If I can still remember how to play it."

The guitar bit during the bridge is somewhat different (rude people would say "off"), but then recovers.

_60___Miles___An___HOur_

BS: "Okay, we're going to bring it a bit more up to date here with a track off our new album Get Ready which you've obviously all bought [can't make out next few words]. It's called '60 Miles An Hour'"

BS: "Thank you!"

Chimes (from the next song).

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Okay, new we're plunging the depths of our past again. This is one of my favorite songs, called Atmosphere."

Bass goes a bit ropey after the first verse.

BS: "Thanks a lot! Thank you."

_Close___Range_

BS: "I'm getting very polite in my old age. I never used to be like this, I'm bit of a creep now. Still, it's better than being a lot of a creep, innit? Okay this is Close Range off our new album."

He shouts out some verses as he did during the Sydney show.

BS: "Thank you."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

PH: "You want love? Just speak up. You can't all talk all at once."

Bernard coughs.

PH: "Ten dollars a pair, yeah."

BS: "This is Bizarre Love Triangle."

BS: "Thank you. Wooh."

BS: "Ah, a little bit out of breath after that, so just give us a few minutes to recover. Getting on a bit now."

PH: (laughing) "A few days..."

When you get to our age.

PH: "When you get to our age..."

BS: "Fortunately, I'm a bit younger than Peter, so it's a good thing(?) I'm the singer...only by about twelve years...

_True___Faith_

BS: "Okay, this is True Faith."

Starts up with a bit of Hooky noodling.

Unusually, Bernard repeats "I feel so...I feel so...I feel so..." before going into the second verse.

BS: "Yo! Let's fucking have it!"

BS: "Sorry about that...that outburst. I had a bit of a late night last night drinking with the Prodigy, so it's all their fault.

_Temptation_

BS: "This is Temptation."

BS: "Thank you."

PH: "Any requests? Apart from "Fuck Off". I said, "Apart from 'Fuck Off'."

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_ with stummed semi-acoustic guitar follows.

PH: "C'mon laddie(?)"

And right before the bridge, Hooky makes his usual "C'mon Steve" exhortation.

And then a "Where we going, here we go!" from him right before the end.

BS: "Cheers."

BS: "Okay, you need these guitars, eh? Say that and shove it someone's ass. I don't care who it is, as long as it's not mine. It won't fit anyway, cuz it's a 12-string." Steve hits the cymbal as a punchline accompaniment.

_Blue___Monday_

Quite an unusual start, as it looks like somebody manually plays the beat for the first measure until the sequencer kicks in.

A bit of off-mic chatter right before the main line of the song starts.


NO: 26 MAY 02 Le Zenith - Paris, France

Source: Audience tape-->VBR MP3

Another version (presumably from ATR) turned up with the Alan Wise Intro.

Counting 'Ceremony' , the Order play no less than six Joy Division tracks. Bernard is especially loquacious here.

AW: "...poor boys, though, you know, they've discovered the channels, the porn channels on the TV and we just can't get them away from it. Fuckin' hell. [chuckles] Listen, there's four young lads here from Macclesfield, they've never been to Paris before and they can't speak French. I want you to give them a warm welcome. Here they are, the boys from... what's the name of the band? [allowing the audience to fill in the blank] That's right, New Order!"

_Crystal_

BS: "Bonsoir, Paris. This is the first concert which we've played since Feburary, so bear with us, we might not be that tight."

BS: "This is Crystal."

Our favorite taper comments, "You're shite anyway, Barney."

BS: "Thank you! Jerry, could use some more vocal, I know, just turn the pack up first, that'll turn the record(?) Someone set it wrong."

Then Bernard turns his attention to the lighting guy.

BS: "Andy Liddle, can you hear me? Andy's our lighting guy, and he's just put a big horrible skid mark on the toilet in our dressing rooms. You can wipe it off after. He's been blaming it on you, Hooky."

_Transmission_

BS: "Okay, this is...eh, we're gonna eh, going to...our second song is a Joy Division song, it's called Transmission."

(at end)

BS: "Merci Beucoup"

PH: "All right, David, [you might as well] have this one mate."

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, this is 'No Regrets' by Edith Piaf."

Goes a bit off kilter between 3:15 - 3:20.

BS: "Thank you. Jerry, can I have a bit less of my guitar through the [DMF]? Just tune up. Let me just tune up. I know now [name?] can tune a guitar. I fucking can.

[Steve bangs the toms to the punch line]

_Ceremony_

Bass teaser.

BS: "Okay, this is Ceremony."

(at end)

BS: "'k you!"

Guitar strumming, with a touch of wah-wah.

PH: "You'll have to, eh, forgive the tuning noises. I've got a new roadie, Rex, and erm, me old roadie, Coatsey, whose over there is trying to fuck him up by fucking up all me equipment."

BS: "Even I can't underststand what you're saying, Hooky. I'll translate that for you."

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "The next song is called 60 Miles An Hour."

Features a "C'mon!" during the chorus.

My guitar's gone hopelessly out of tune, just like me voice, but I can do something about the guitar so let me change it, so just give me a few minutes. Parlez vous francais? Je parlez vous francais un petit. 'U e' de rouge lumiere 'de script'. 'Col me am' madame. [parts in single quotes not fully worked out]

I believe that is...is "Welcome...welcome to Paris, hope you have a good time. It's good to be back here again, we enjoyed it very much the last time we were here, and this is one of the only few places in Europe that we're coming back to, or maybe it's the last time we ever come here, who knows.

BS: "Get on my fuckin' guitar. Okay, okay. I'm sure Peter would like to say something on behalf of the band. [coughs a few times]"

PH: "This is Jason, Jason there normally works with Oasis, but he's decided to sweat it for a couple of days.

BS: "Welcome to our new guitarist, filthy Phil Cunningham."

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Okay, this is another Joy Division song, this is Atmosphere."

Bernard starts calling out French landmarks, while a female fan squeals her delight.

BS: "the ... de Concorde, the back [name], the new [name], the Eiffel Tower..."

BS: "That was a rather fast version...who's responsible? Must apologize for that, apparently it's our bass player's fault. A problem with the fucking drums there."

_Brutal_

New Order debut this track live right here.

BS: "Okay, this a song that you've probably never ever heard before, it can almost be described as a certain new song, but it isn't. it's a song called Brutal, and we wrote it for a film called _The___Beach_, which it didn't get much play in, but it's a good song anyway, so I hope you like it."

Not much different from the recorded version...the female backing vocals are the same, for instance.

BS: "Thank you! Thank you for bearing with one that you don't really know, but it's a good song, I feel."

_Close___Range_

A bit more tuning.

(at end)

BS: "Thank you."

BS: "Okay, this is another one off our last album, this is Close Range."

_Shes___Lost___Control_

BS: "I'm getting genuinely worked up now, honestly, no bullshit!"

I swear I hear fans calling out "Stephen!" as the band tunes up...

BS: "It's been like...(long pause) okay, we're gonna play a song now that we have probably haven't played here in Paris since we played in Bains-Douches in 1978...was it? when was it, Peter? when? 1978, it was fuckin' 9, I told you I was right! It's a Joy Division song, it's called 'She's Lost Control'"

(I don't hear if Peter replied or if Barney was just taking the piss out of him...)

Features the same 1-2-3-4 that often graces Temptation. I THOUGHT SHE DIED AGAIN...and a few other screams from the vocalist.

Hooky mutters something I can't quite make out, as usual, starts out with, "Now fuck me..."

BS: "Thank you..."

BS: "I don't know where it's coming from, but Steve's snare drum went pretty loud on that track, I don't know where it's coming from."

BS: "Is everybody having a good time? You better fucking happy, because it took us an hour to get here from Manchester. A whole hour! Has anyone got a Pernod and orange please? When I fancy, I drink Pernod, a very fine drink."

_Bizarre___Live___Triangle_

BS: "Okay, this is Bizarre Love Triangle, innit. It's about when Hooky met Phil when he was in prison. Hooky was the daddy and Phil was the mummy. And ... in the group was a swinger."

BS: (during the bridge) "David Bechkam! Manchester United!"

(at end)

BS: "Can we go off now, I'm fucked."

_True___Faith_

Female fan calls for TF, and gets it.

BS: "Erm, this is an entirely live version of True Faith."

PH: (between verses) "Do we have a cor... bass." [can't 100% make out]

BS: "Yo! Let's hear it for Paris. Let's hear it for New Order."

PH: "Punch out, there it is, fucking technical...Is that you, Rex? It's all right."

BS: "Let's hear it for Manchester United. [boos] Yeah! All right, what about Wolverhampton Wanderers then? You know I got fucking Londerers in here tonight. No Arsenal fans, is there? Fucking wankers, the lot of you. You can suck Phil's cock after the gig. Or be the next fucking England(?)"

BS: "All right [coughs], let's give it a bit of a rest then."

_Temptation_

BS: "This is Temptation. In New Zealand, they call it 'Temptey'.

Bernard screams out "1-2-3-4" at the 6:30 mark or so.

BS: "'ank you. Thanks a lot. Where's the fucking..."

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

Some teaser chords...

BS: "Okay, now we're going to head back to the past, and what a past we've got. This is Love Will Tear Us Apart."

BS: "When you're ready 'ooky, when you're fucking ready..."

BS: "Sorry about this, if you want your money back...I'll give it to you, you just go in our dressing room and I'll give it all back. I thought he was in the Musicians Union as well when we employed him. Three fucking notes(?) in, god. Do you want a speech for you to tune up, Hooky?"

PH: "Not easy being me, you know. Nasty kids, fookin' hell, they're bleedin' for me, I tell ya. But anyway, for all of you in here tonight and for Ian Curtis, God rest his soul, 1-2-3-4..."

Lots of "C'mon's" and the exhortation by Hooky for Steve to play (can't make out the exact wording).

Hooky also yells, "Here we go, Paris!".

This marks the end of the main set.

BS: "Thank you very much. You've been a great fucking audience! I'm glad we came out to Paris. See you again next week. Thank you. Avoir! Merci beucoup."

Alan Wise then steps up...

AW: "Why, those of you who wonder who's on next...no, not really. Listen, I want to introduce to you my best friend.... And you know, [word inaudible] you want to get rid of me. They say I'm too expensive. I only charge them a thousand pounds a time, and they say I'm not worth it. I want my job back for the fish and chips shop in Crumsfall(?). Don't you think the association with football lets them down, though? All that football rubbish. Well, that's because they rode the England world cup thing a few years ago. I think they're going to come back if you chant for them. One goes to the toilet, one has a drink of Red Bull, one has a wee wee, and they all take catatonic drugs. C'mon New Order! I'm going to whip you into a frenzy. Start stamping the floor. We want New Order! [audience cheers] I want New Order. I particularly want Bernard Sumner. C'mon, I know you got more zung(?) than that. C'mon, tell 'em to come back. Encore, encore. That's a good sign. More, more!..."

NO finally come back on.

AW: "Here they are!"

_Digital_

The first time New Order perform this one live (though they did soundcheck this song back in 1981!)

BS: "Just in case you're getting hungry...are there any Joy Division fans in here tonight? (Fans cry out affirmatively) Well, tonight is your night, because we're playing quite...seems like we've been playing quite a lot of Joy Division songs tonight (feedback comes in) This is a very rare Joy Division so...track...song, it's called, eh... (pause, as fans cry out)...it's called Digital." (Hooky strums)

And then they play it. Hooky says "what a night!" about 55 seconds in.

Both Hooky and Phil do the "Day in, day out part."

Glad to hear them play this, after all these years, as it's one of my favorite JD tracks...songs.

BS: "Thought that was wrong. Sp...[?] image then..."

PH: "Think you'll find your own then..."

_Rock___The___Shack_

PH: "All right, it's like 19 fucking 77 all over again, innit? You know what we're going to play now? Novelty, right!"

BS: "Okay, this is a song that we wrote with Primal Scream, it's called 'Rock The Track'...[laughs]...Rock The Shack...Rock The Jock!"

BS: "Enough of those guitars, they're so fucking noisy, aren't they? Get on your nerves after a bit, all that scratching sound."

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Let's have a bit of synthesizer heaven. This is a...very old song of ours, very famous song. We fucking hate it, but I'm sure you love it, so we play it just for you. It's called Blue Monday. As the Japanese say, 'Brue Monday'."

Bernard "heys" a couple of times before the first verse.

Ends with the intro sequence kick drum, which slows down.

The backing PA music actually comes on.

_Your___Silent___Face_

A rare second encore from the group.

BS: "We're gonna do two encores. We're gonna play something a bit more relaxing. It's called Your Silent Face."

BS: "Thank you very much. You've been a fantastic audience! It's been great to play in Paris and we hope to come back soon. Merci beucoup, avoir!"


NO: 09 JUN 02 Finsbury Park Festival - London, England

From "NewOrder 511" DVD.

The live versions of Ceremony and Temptation played at Finsbury loop as the backing music for the 'Set List 01' and 'Set List 02' display portions.

A unique instrumental mix of Vicious Streak on the title screen, which appears more in full for the 'Earlier in the Day'.

HELLO, why haven't I seen this version released on a record? It's BRILLIANT, at least until it's mixed into the Alan Wise intro.

AW: "And what you've been waiting for is six little boys from Manchester (can't make out phrase here). Welcome if you will, the six little boys from Manchester, the New...uh, Thingies."

BS: "Hello. We're sorry and like to apologize for the rain. How do you think I feel, I got my fucking trainers on. Always remember, no matter how bad it is out there for you, it's worse for us backstage. Here's (can't make out)"

_Crystal_

BS: "This is Dawn (Zee), our singer...Phil Cunningham, our guitarist."

Heh, Barney's wearing in-the-ear style headphones, and I'm sure the autocue's close-by.

Steve's wearing a t-shirt with a cracking egg with an "I am Deuf" voice bubble. Cool. And as remarked elsewhere, the onstage monitors read "BYE BYE | DEE DEE", may he rest in peace.

Interesting skip dance by Mr. Sumner during the portion where they're supposed to be rockin' out. Monty Python and Ian Curtis would be proud.

BS: "Yeeeawwww! All right, thanks for putting up with the weather today. We'll have to try extra hard to make it worth it. Cuz I wouldn't fuckin' come out on a day like today, we really apprecate you who have done made the effort."

The band then rip into _Transmission_.

In the video, you can see that there's a Confederate flag(!) on the bridge of Barney's red Gibson guitar. His vocals are notably flat, and during the "touching from a distance" line he loses his cadence.

Barney's shirt has an alien on it, and Hooky's has something incomprehensible. Everybody's wearing black t-shirts, and Hooky's wearing jeans(!), not some black leather thing that's waaay too tight.

BS: "'k you! Whoo! What a beautiful day for an open air festival, couldn't picked a nicer day!"

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, this is Regret."

New Order play Regret. Personally, this one's sounding a bit tired. But's its OK.

BS: "Yeaah! Merci Beucoup"

_Ceremony_

PH: "This one's for Dee Dee Ramone, God rest his soul. He can keep Ian company until I get there."

A blistering version. They really take it down during the bridge and then pick up to finish out the song.

BS: "'k you! Is everybody having a nice time? (cheers) Well, that's all that matters. Personally, I'd still...I'd rather sit at home watching Stars_On_Sunday...or the World Cup. Is it on anymore, Stars_On_Sunday? No? All right, then."

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "All right. This is 60 Miles An Hour."

The best live version I've heard of this, I think. Doesn't hurt that the sound quality is pristine. A couple of bum bass notes, too. :)

BS: "'k you!

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Too quiet now, Hooky[?]"

Yes, this version features a couple of yelps as is endemic to many of the post-98 performances of this song.

BS: "'k you!

_Brutal_

BS: "Okay, this is...this next one is a song that a few of you will have heard, did it for a film called _The_Beach_, and it's called Brutal, and um, we've only played it live once before, so if the rest of band mess it up, please bear with them."

Haha.

Phil's playing the solo. Dawn Zee's doing backing vocals here as well. "It's all right" is repeated many times as the final refrain, unlike the soundtrack version.

BS: "'k you! Thank you for bearing with us with our new one, we wanted to play a new one tonight."

_Close___Range_

BS: "Okay, this is Close Range."

This one turned into a juggernaut while no one was looking. Dawn Zee on backing vox.

I love how Barney yells out "YOU'RE PRETTY HIGH" here. Has anybody noticed that the "how can I ever make you understand" line (both lyrically and musically) is cribbed from Electronic's "Reality"?

Ah, the rum swapping of instruments.

_She's___Lost___Control_

BS: "It's called She's Lost Control." Hooky stares out with his arms folded. You can catch Barney sneaking glances at the autocue a couple of times. :)

BS: "Thank you, that song...the second time we've played that in 25 years. For obvious reasons."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "Again, I must apologize for the rain. But as soon as we go on stage, the rain goes away. I think if you live in Manchester like we do, except for Phil there comes from a plain little place called Oswaldwhistle, you get used to the rain, so FUCK THE RAIN! Here's a little story about a bizarre love triangle."

Barney gives Hooky a hug between verses.

Then Barney goes up to Phil, pats him on the back, rubs his head, and tells him, "I said I love you."

During the break after, Hooky starts to make a huge racket rattling all the strings on his bass.

Barney is hopelessly out of tune.

BS: "Whoo..."

_True___Faith_

BS: "This is True Faith."

Perfecto mix, of course. Unusually, Barney plays guitar during the intro, while Hooky hugs Dawn Zee and pinches poor Phil in the bottom. Dawn Zee on backing. Between first and second verses, Hooky yells out something insane and unintelligable. Of course, this version has the "drugs" reference and Barney shouting out some of the lyrics.

The band looks like they're having a tremendous amount of fun on stage! The whistle from Happy Monday's "Step On" makes an appearance too.

Colossally, bloody good, this.

BS: "Thank you!"

_Temptation_

BS: "Do we want Hooky to turn his bass down a little bit? (faking Hooky voice) YES! (meanwhile Hooky goes up to his amp and pretends to turn it down) Actually, this song is all me anyway, all me, you know. I wrote it, it's all my lyrics, you know, we don't need anybody else so if you want a break, go fuck off for a bit. (Hooky actually walks off stage left) This is my song, it's called Temptation. (calling back to Hooky) You can help me out a little bit if you want."

The split-screen mudslide footage is cute.

BS: "Cheers, thanks!"

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

BS: "(clears throat) All right, Hooky. This is Love Will Tear Us Apart".

Hooky screams into the mic. Barney picks up a Rickenbaker for this song. And glancing into the autocue. About midway, the energy level picks up, making an otherwise ok performance better. Though the "C'mon's" are a bit cheesy. Near the end, Hooky yells something else I can't make out.

BS: "Thank you, good night, you've been a really good audience. Cheers!"

(encore break cut out)

_Digital_

BS: "I'm very very sorry about the rain, it's really been awful. Everybody is getting wet, including me. Thank you very much, you're very, very appreciative. It's a bit dumb to say, but I don't care, I'm not very eloquent. We're gonna play a song here tonight that we've haven't played for 25 years...it's called Digital."

PH: "Yeah, you gotta thank _24_Hour_Party_People_, you gotta thank _24_Hour_Party_People_ for one thing, it's this."

BS: "Tonight's dedicated to to Mr. John Simm. John, can you say hello, where are you? John, John, come here!"

John Simm, who plays Barney in the aformentioned movie, appears onstage.

(during intro)

PH: "Where is Ralf Little? Where is Ralf Little?"

Barney calls for John to john in on-mic to join him for the "Day in, day out..."

PH: (before second chorus) "C'mon John, don't be shy(?)..."

Barney makes a hash of the guitar solo...and calls back for John, who helps out on the closing "Don't ever fade away" bit.

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Yawoo! Thank you, John. The next song, we've got a choice of Rock The Shack or Blue Monday, what do you want to hear? (cheers) Whoa, one at a time, one a time. Do you want Blue Monday? If you want Blue Monday, put your hands up. If you want Rock The Shack, get your penises out. It's Rock The Shack then. No, we're doing Blue Monday, Blue Monday."

As Hooky starts to beat on the syndrums, Barney goes up to him and whispers something in his ear, and points backstage. Don't know what that's about. Steve Morris comes out from behind the drum kit and takes keyboards. Phil plays a different guitar line than what I've heard before during the second verse. And Barney goes on keyboards, too.

_World___In___Motion_

Left off of the DVD. Bah!

_Your___Silent___Face_

You can't tell from the editing that NO had gone off stage again and come back. For the first time, you can actually _see_ the autocue, it's an LCD monitor!

BS: "Where's Hooky?" (huh? He's right next to you!)

Well, later, Hooky goes off somewhere to sit down. Maybe the old geezer is tired. The first song in rock to ever feature a melodica solo. And the best bassline ever.

BS: "Thank you very much, it's been great playing London again. You've been a fucking great audience, thanks for putting up with us. Hope to see you again soon, good night."

PH: "Thank you very much, God bless, take care."


NO: 15 JUN 02 Hultsfred Festival - Hultsfred, Sweden

All I have from this one is SLC and KW1, as well as some Realmedia of the videos for this one. Barney actually looks decent in this one, unlike some of his 2001 appearances. He has a star on his t-shirt.

Transcription has taken so long due to the length of most of Bernard's between-song banter.

_Crystal_

Barney spends much of the bridge tuning his guitar!

BS: "Yo! Thank you very much! Thanks a lot."

_Transmission_

BS: "It's great to be here in Sweden. It's one of my favorite countries. Seriously, it is, I mean that! The girls are so beautiful here and...the girls are so beautiful here and...the girls are so beautiful here. This is a Joy Division song, it's called Transmission."

Afterwards...Bernard whispers in Hooky's ear.

BS: "Thank you very much."

_Regret_

BS: "Is this been a good festival for you? (cheers) What's been the highlight of the festival so far? What about the Chemical Brothers? (cheers) Very good friends of ours...What about England beating... beating... Denmark, today? (he smiles having japed the crowd) We got a Swedish coach anyway, haven't we anyway, we got a Swedish coach. Right, Hooky? Yo? This is Regret."

Some weird vocal gremlins when Bernard sings 'Just what they all say... just before they fall apart."

BS: (at end) "Yo!"

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Find it hard to get a sequencer Jerry, or Roger? Is the sequencer there? You know, to sequence stuff? Okay, Just give me a second, I'm going to have a drink. (guitar riff) and...tune up... we're very professional these days, we have to be in tune with each other, we realize that. Even Steve (he bangs his kit here). You tune them drums up! Okay, be patient, be patient! This is a track off our new album, which is called Get Ready. It's called 60 Miles An Hour, which is 120 kilometers an hour. It's about erm, driving really fast. Sequencers up. Especially top lines."

He messes a couple lines, can't even read the autocue right. At least his glasses disguise him a bit there.

Hooky plays loudly over the bridge.

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Yo! Jerry, maybe we need a bit more side fill and a bit more of the kind of, er, sequence stuff, especially the high stuff. Apart from that, it's all right, I think.

PH: "One, two, three, four."

BS: "This is Atmosphere. A bit more fill, Jerry, A bit more fill. And side fills."

PH: "One, two, three, four."

_Brutal_

BS: (tuning guitar) "Let me find a place on the guitar to play this [a couple of other words mumbled] Okay, this is a song that you ne... probably never heard before, and we did it for a film called "The Beach", the Beach staring Leonardo...eh...DiCaprio, and em, it's called Brutal."

_Shes___Lost___Control_

PH: "Oh, we've having some fucking problems tonight. Such is life. What would life be like without problems? Lucky you, I think you've got a lot of f ucking problems, you know what I mean? [cackles]"

BS: (interrupting) "Okay, this is a song..."

PH: "We're not into perfect."

BS: "This is a song from, eh, when we were in a group called Joy Division, and it's called She's Lost Control."

BS: "Featuring Stephanie DeMorris on drum, Pierre Hook on bass, and Mr. Phil Cunningulus on...er, lick."

They play SLC.

BS: "Thank you very much."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

Here Bernard is wearing sunglasses and white hi-tops, and indulges in some freaky dancing.

BS: "Thank you very much. That was going back quite a few years in our repetoire. What we are going to play for you now, for those that don't like guitars, is our synthesizer set. And we're going to start with a song called Bizarre Love Triangle. And it's all about when Peter, our bass player...here, met Phil in prison, and they were sharing a cell with someone called Big Daddy, and is about the bizarre love triangle that went on in that cell."

(oh...kay...)

BS: (gesturing towards Roger Lyons) "And that's Big Daddy over there behind that little computer, his name's Roger. We all met in prison."

A few seconds later.

BS: "David Beckham!"

_True___Faith_

Phil is playing a few notes on piano in between.

BS: "Has anyone got like a stretcher...or some pure oxygen? So are you enjoying our set so far? [cheers] We're trying very hard to give you a good time because we know that you've all been stuck there in the pissing rain all day. Now, us being from England, we're used to all that rain, but you being from beautiful Sweden, it never rains here, is that right?"

[more cheers]

BS: "Well, I believe from all the porno films I've seen in the hotels here you're very keen on pissing on each other. Is that right? Cuz... if there's anyone [giggling] that wants to piss on Phil here at the end of the show, please come backstage. All right, ok. This is a song called True Faith."

Ouch. Sucks to be Phil, I guess.

BS: (when Hooky starts playing his bass): "Fucking 'ell, that's a bit loud."

This is an "afraid what they'll see" version.

BS: "Thank you."

Hooky ends it with a big bass vamp.

BS: "Hello everybody, my name's Bernard. Give us a second while we tune up, please. The band are out of tune, therefore I am singing out of tune. Even you're out of tune.

Heckler can be heard shouting out something or another.

BS: "You speak English very well, did you learn it from a book?"

PH: "I beg your pardon, that's no way to talk to Bernard."

BS: "My name's Bernard." (in strange accent)

_Temptation_

BS: "This is Temptation."

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

BS: "Ok, this is the last song we're going to play tonight. Well, you know what? It's getting very late, and you should all be back in your tents in bed."

Strummed guitar chords, and Hooky's 1-2-3-4 count-in.

(at the end)

BS: "Yo! Thank you very much. You've been a great audience. We've been a great band. We've enjoyed each other very much. Let's hear it for Sweden! And Manchester! Goodnight, everyone."

(first encore)

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "We came back for more. You should all be asleep in your tents because if you look at the sky over there it's getting light. This is, erm...erm, Blue Monday, I believe, ya. It's fucking crap, innit?"

As well as a bit more muttering a bit into the intro.

After the part where Barney says "now I stand here waiting", he calls out "bass sequencer".

Ends in wails of feedback.

BS: "Well, I'm sorry about all the corny feedback at the end. Everyone does that, don't they? Every fucking band...every band you've seen at this festival." Bernard pulls away from the mic.

_World___In___Motion_

BS: "All right, in view of England...all right in view England's, eh, 3-nil victory over Denmark tonight, we just got to rub it in a little bit, and this is our England World Cup song from a few years ago. It's called 'World In Motion'.

Somebody in an a "Bench" shirt does the John Barnes rap bit. Who is this? Hooky calls out "All together now!" as the music thins out so folks can sing along.

PH: (near the end, a singalong bit) "All together now."

PH: (singing) "We're playing this song..."

BS: [interrupting] "Thank you!"

PH: (singing) "We're singing for England...."

He sings this very slowly, so Barney interrupts again.

BS: "Hang on, hang on, hang on, wait a minute, [muttering...]...you're probably wondering why we're singing that song in Sweden..."

PH: (singing) "Arrividercci, it's one-on-one...."

BS: "It's finished!"

PH: "I'm just enjoying it!"

BS: "We're singing that song because we've been graced with the great Swedish person in England, Sven Goran Ericsson [the coach of the team]. We've got a few good players as well, though."

(second encore)

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "My name's Bernard." (in that strange voice he used earlier)

BS: "Okay, we're gonna chill things out a little bit now, because this really is the last song, it's called 'Your Silent Face'."

_Great_ version, as always.

BS: "Thank you, it's been great to play Sweden. You've been a great audience. Thank you very much for putting up with us! Thank you, good bye."

Hooky closes out with a thunderous bass solo.


NO: 22 JUN 02 - Hurricane Festival Germany

Source posted by dropdeadfred in EZT. The neat part is when you can hear the rain coming down.

Band is introduced in German. Would be good to get a translation at some point. House PA music comes, and is faded out.

Then Alan Wise starts talking. We catch him in progress.

AW: "...pitch, from the band. I want to introduce to you somebody that's only sixteen, the ones that's next to this bugger(?)... C'mon Paul Romaine...this guy's from Manchester, we all got our Manchester culture, it's not one suburb, now look at him, now he's ruined for life. Unlike the guys I'm going to introduce to you, five lovely boys, New Order!."

BS: "Hello! Sorry about the rain. Boy Garbage say "We're only happy when it rains", and as Travis say, what does Travis say Hooky? Hooky watch your level, man.

_Crystal_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna start with Crystal."

Bernard calls "C'mon!" and whistles before the "keep it coming" part.

BS: [whistles] "Yoooo! Who gives a fuck about the rain?" Well, that's it, I do. It's quite uncomfortable and it's making my guitar strings go rusty."

Hooky stums bass a bit, and is cut off by Bernard.

BS: "Hooky can you turn down a little bit, please? Jerry, where are you? Jerry? Jerry?"

_Transmission_

BS: "We can go way back into history now, we're gonna play a song by Joy Division called Transmission."

Opening is a bit shaky here.

BS: "Yo! Danke schun.

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, have you had a good festival so far? I'm sorry about the rain but we're English, and we're from Manchester, and everywhere we go it fucking rains. You don't know what it's like, honestly. But after a few years, you get used to it. In fact, we don't really regret it, so this is Regret."

BS: "Yeah! Okay, let's tune up, just give us a second."

BS: "I'm really going to apologize about the rain. Jerry, can you put a bit more top on the vocal, a bit more guitar and a bit more top on it, a bit more compression on the vocal.

Twangy guitar strum.

BS: "I'm coming for the rabbit out of your ass at the same time." (what the hell is this about?)

_Ceremony_

BS: "Did anyone see England get beat in the World Cup yesterday? It was really sad, wasn't it? Because we didn't GET TO PLAY GERMANY!"

Morris hits a rim shot.

BS: "Eins-spei-drei-free-foo...Eins-spei-drei"

Digital stutter at 1:40.

BS: "Yeaaahhhhay. Thank you, thank you, thanks for putting up with the rain. C'mon, rain more, it's not enough! It's not raining enough and we want it to rain some more cuz we're not wet enough.

BS: "Is everybody having a good time at this festival? Don't think about what you're gonna do when you get back to your tents and all your tents are going to be really wet when you wake up in the morning, your sleeping bag's gonna be wet. Come and stay at our hotel. No matter how bad it is for you lot out there, it's worse for us staying at a ho... [cuts]

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna play a song now, it's called 60 Miles An Hour, which is about how many...it's about 100 kilometers an hour, and it's off our new album which is called Get Ready."

Scream at 3:22, followed by fairly sloppy guitar playing.

BS: "Yooo! [whistles] All right, Davey, my guitar's out of tune, I need the 330."

BS: "...out of tune."

Sounds of instuments being tuned, most notably a keyboard that sounds like somebody is hitting random keys on. A true cachophony of noises.

BS: "Let...let it rain some more, it's not raining quite enough."

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna chill things out a little bit now, we're gonna play two long, slow songs, first one is called Your Silent Face."

At 2:40...

BS: "Yo!"

BS: "Thank you, merci beaucoup, danke schun. All right, please stop raining, please stop raining, I give in! We are aware everybody's wet, Jerry, mate, here monitor's fucked, so we have mainly my voice through these wedges, I mean I'm hearing it mainly from out front, can't be through here, just a buzz. Can I have Steve down, Steve down a bit.

BS: "Okay, despite the rain, is anybody having a reasonably good time? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm..." [cut]

_The___Beach_

We're gonna play a song now that you've probably never heard before, it's a song from a film called The Beach, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, and it's a very rare New Order song, we've only playhed it three times. well, we've only palyed it twice, and this is the third time. So, listen!

Actually, Bernard was right when he said "three".

BS: "Danke schun, Baader-Meinhorf"

_Shes___Lost___Control_

BS: "Okay, we're going to play an old Joy Division song now, we're not going to play a song called Close Range, we're going to play a song called She's Lost Control. By Joy Division, which is a group we used to be in a long, long time ago. Hope you enjoy it. And it goes something like this."

[whistles]

Hooky's bassline falters, given the conditions, quite understandable. Bernard yells at him like a madman.

BS: "HEY HOOKY, YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!"

Which he does, of course.

BS: "Thank you!"

Ends with synth.

PH: "I want to tell you all God bless you, you fuckers. You fucking... Fucking shit man, you're welcome. It's fucking horrendous, isn't it? Stevie(?), mate, it's all your fault, you bastard. They'll gonna give you another vascectomy later."

BS: "Sorry about..." [cut]

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "Okay, we're going to leap forward a few decades to the 1980s, with Bizarre Love Triangle. It's about when Hooky met Phil in prison. Hooky was Big Daddy, and Phil was Mummy."

Glitch at 2:18.

BS: (at end) "Yeah!"

PH: "Oh!"

Long pause, and a feedback squall.

_Temptation_

BS: "We are going to play a song for you now that's called Temptation."

Hooky makes a sound like a stuck pig. Or was that Bernard. One of them.

The sound gets noticably better here, a lot less muffled. A storming version, too. In fact, the performances from hereon in are top-notch, in my opinion.

BS: "Yo!"

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

Unusual intro with guitar being strummed, probably because everything's soaked.

BS: "This is Love Will Tear Us Apart. Hooky's just g... fucking with his bass, he can't play it."

PH: "C'mon you fucking..."

Somebody says something close to the mic I can't make out right after he says this.

BS: "Thank you very much. You've been an absolutely fantastic audience for putting up with this rain. Well, I say FUCK THE RAIN! But we have got nice hotels for that too. Thanks very much, Hamburg, you're grand, you've been a fucking great audience. We'll come back and play in June again. Thank you. Danke schun!"

Fans clap a bit, and then somebody starts to play guitar on stage a bit. Girls cry from "Blauer Montag"...

PH: "What are you fuckers like, anybody want to go home? [chuckles] I love you all, jesus christ, I've never seen a fucking better sight in my life. I've never been this wet in me fucking life, either. All right, God bless you!"

BS: "Bonjour? Jerry? Can't seem to [something] Must've tried...

_Digital_

BS: "Digital, by Joy Division."

PH: "Jerry, more bass please!"

At 0:50 Bernard says somthing like, "Gary, fill."

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Thank you!"

PH: "I give this one to Miles...you...fucking...cockney swa..." (can't make out this at all, can anybody help?)

BS: "Now if you two would just turn around a little bit.

Hooky says something else, I can't make out, still whining about something.

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna finish now with a song that we have to play everywhere everwhere, anywhere we play, we have to play Blue Monday. AND WE FUCKING HATE IT!!.

Bernard barks 1-2-3-4 in German during the intro.

He starts to stumble on the last part on the first verse, almost speak-singing here.

After the second verse, Bernard loses it.

BS: "ARGH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS
IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS AND STUPID."

And a bit later on...

BS: "FUCKING' GREAT!"

Announcer: "New Order, [rest is in German]"


NO: 23 JUN 02 Southside Festival - Germany

Received from DIME. This is a very good quality audience recording, slightly distant, with lots of audience participation in the forms of claps, whistles, and German punters calling out for "Confusion".

Female announcer speaks (in German)...and then is drowned out by claps and whistles.

Bass and then guitar and some keys to Crystal can be heard. Inexplicably, some krauts start chanting for 'Confusion'.

_Crystal_

BS: "Hey! We are...New Order. And we hear we played like shit the night before. But we hope you'll enjoy the set tonight. We'll start with a song off our last album, it's called Crystal."

Volume increase at 1:42.

BS: "Peter!"

Loud whistling at end.

BS: "Jerry, can someone bring these please? Eahh! I'm tired, and it's only the first song."

_Transmission_

BS: "This is an old song by our former group Joy Division. It's called Transmission. Hooky's got a few problems here, because we played in Hamburg last night. And the gig got totally rained out, and the stage was an inch deep in rain. We've got a few problems in our equipment. Hooky's got a few problems with his equipment anyway. [he strums bass] Bear with us, bear with us."

More bass strumming, into the intro, followed by a bum note.

Bernard whistles at 3:17. Ouch.
Digital stutter at 4:05.

BS: "Thank you!"

BS: "We've got better rooms, we had a lot of problems last night, and our gear got soaking wet. But we're gonna soldier on. Turn Hooky down a bit, Jerry, the side fill. You're right, Hooky..."

Hooky is soundchecking the bassline to the next song, meanwhile.

_Regret_

BS: "Okay, this is a song called Regret."

BS: "Thank you!" More calls for Confusion.

_Ceremony_

Annoying whistling at about 0:10 in.

A scuffle at 3:50 and some chatter (in English and then German) at the 4:00 mark. Digital stutter at 4:47.

BS: "Hey! Thank you very much." Hooky strums bass.

Loud German chattering here, followed by feedback.

_Sixty___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Sorry about that feedback. For this is a song off our last album, called 60 Miles An Hour.

BS: (at end) "'k you!"

Punter calls out for Blue Monday a couple of times.

BS: "Is everyone having a good time? Think you've had a good festival?

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "We're gonna chill things out a little bit with a slow song. It's very beautiful. It's called Your Silent Face."

At, 2:06, BS: "C'mon...child(?), make the front...it'll cause you trouble(?), man."

Bernard sings "so why don't you shut up" instead of the usual "piss off".

BS: "Thank you. Brutal mess, man(?). Listen, If you can chill out a bit at the front because we don't want anyone to get hurt, I see people are getting crushed up front. We don't want anyone to get hurt. We want everyone to have a good time, and no one to get hurt. A bit like the World Cup.

_Brutal_

BS: "Okay, this is, erm, a song we did for a film called 'The Beach'. We very rarely play it live. It's called Brutal."

Dawn Zee vocals are prominent in this one.

BS: "Okay! Damien, can I have the SG, please? Listen, man, you've got to chill out in front because someone's gonna get seriously hurt. C'mon, you've got a great couple of days in this festival, we don't want anybody to get hurt. C'mon, just chill out and have a good time!"

The old Bernard would have said the same thing, but then quipped that he really didn't give a fuck, but it sounded good to say.

_Close___Range_

BS: "Okay, this is Close Range."

Digital glitch at 2:32.

This version is somewhat unformed.

BS: "Listen, chill out, chill out, we don't want anyone to get hurt. It's fucking hot in here, we've come here for a good time, we don't want any broken bones."

_Shes___Lost___Control_

BS: "Okay, this is a Joy Division song, it's called She's Lost Control, and it features Mr. Peter Hook on bass. That's Stephen Morris on drums, and Mr. Phil Cunningham, who's my assistant."

This is a *very interesting* quip, as Cunningham _was_ Bernard's assistant during Twisted Tenderness (at least the live promotional performances on music shows and the like)

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "Jerry, Hooky's busting me out, but I'm coming from Phil's monitors or something. Okay, you may noticed that I've put my guitar down, [Hooky exclaims something I can't make out at this point] so we'll start playing songs that feature the synthesizer. This is Bizarre Love Triangle."

Some German chatter at 3:00 mark.

_True___Faith_

BS: "Okay, this is an old hit of ours, it's called True Faith."

PH: "Always(?) love your enemy." [What's this about?]

BS: (at end) "Thank you!"

PH: "You're very kind."

BS: "Thank you for the shoe. It's my size as well."

Good one.

_Temptation_

BS: "Okay, we're gonna play a song called Temptation."

BS: "Danke schun"

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

BS: "I'm afraid it's come to that time of night, and this is our last song. It's an oldie but a goodie, it's called Love Will Tear Us Apart."

Hooky does his standard "Here we go!" during the bridge.

BS: "Thank you very much you've been a fantastic audience in Sttutgart. As we say, Merci Beaucoup."

Fans start chanting 'New Order'...

BS: "Okay, this is my, um, favorite song that we've ever written. It's called Atmosphere. It's a song by Joy Division. We are Joy Division."

BS: "Hey, wrong tune."

BS: "Danke schun, danke schun."

Folks call out for "Rock The Shack". How weird.

_Digital_

BS: "What will we play next, Hooky? This is Blue Monday, I guess..." [The drum machine beats start]

BS: "Whoa, it's not, whoa it's not, c'mon...whoa whoa...this is Digital...

BS: (at end) "Thank you!"

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "This is Blauer Montag. Das ich Blauer Montag." Somebody's still calling ot for RTS, go figure.

Ear splitting whistle by Bernard at 1:40.

BS: "Thank you, good night, you've been a great audience! Thank you Stuttgart, Germany. Hope you win the World Cup!"


NO: 25 JUN 02 Lansdowne Road - Dublin, Ireland

Source is from Alex Staszko's master. The tape comes in slightly late, missing the first few seconds of Crystal. Levels fluctuate as Alex is presumably trying to get the best sound levels, so the bass is distorted while this is going on.

See http://www.music-dash.co.uk/live/archivelive.asp?item=54 for his account of the gig.
_Crystal_

BS: "One - two."

_Transmission_

BS: "Thank you guys! For this next song, we'd like to welcome from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Frusciante. Hey, Wait a minute, he got a bigger cheer than I did! This is a Joy Division song called Transmission."

BS: "Thank you! Thank you, John!"

_Regret_

Lots os chatter before this one.

BS: "I'm out of breath in there. I'm out of breath. This is an old song of ours called Regret."

BS: "Thank you. Okay, just give us a second while we tuning up."

Punters grouse, "For fook's sake"...Hooky tunes bass and reprises a bit of Regret's bassline.

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "This is a track off our last album, it's called 60 Miles An Hour."

The band are completely out of sync, especially Hooky, resulting in a breakdown.

BS: "I'm sorry we fucked the start of it up. This time we'll get it right. And you know what, it adds a bit of anarchy to the show."

The second attempt isn't much better to be honest.

Folks start chanting, just as they would on a football pitch.

BS: "Is everyone in the crowd having a good time. It's all right here, it's not bad, it's all right. Well, we got a beautiful sunny day today for this festival. We just played in Germany, I'll tell you, it pissed down all the time. It's three for Manchester, we play for joy(?)"

Somebody calls out "Win the fucking England Cup".

_Your___Silent___Face_

Okay, this is going to chill you out a little bit, so that you get a break. This is Your Silent Face, [mutters] beautiful song.

BS: "Muchas gracias!"

_Atmosphere_

BS: "Okay, this is a Joy Division song, it's called Atmosphere."

BS: "Merci beaucoup!"

Some Ole chanting.

_Close___Range_

BS: "All right. This is Close Range."

BS: "Thank you!"

Sound of a guitar buzzing

_Shes___Lost___Control_

BS: "Must apologize for my assistant guitarist there. His equipment isn't up too much. He has very small equipment, whereas I have superb equipment. Sow(?) yer fuckin' life out, here we go."

BS: "Thank you very much. Most of you probably heard...never heard that song before. We wrote it a very long time ago. It's called She's Lost Control."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "This next song we're gonna play now does not feature any guitars whatsoever. It's a bit of a dance tune, it's called Bizarre Love Triangle. It's about when Hooky met Phil in prison. Hooky was Big Daddy, and Phil was mommy."

BS: "Thank you. Jerry couldn't believe our ballad(?). (breaths hard) I fucking golf now. That was BS."

Bass strumming.

BS: "Is everybody having a good summer's evening here in Dublin? You said no! Wouldn't you rather be at home watching television now" What's wrong with you? Still...Phil, stop fucking around and get on with it!"

_Temptation_

BS: "Okay, this is Temptation."

BS: "Thank you very much."

PH: "Where's my fat ugly mate gone down here, who the wrecks up on yer fat ugly cunt, there you are!" [chuckles] Oh, delightful, I love to see children enjoying themselves, but you go out and watch yer mum and dad [something] you fat twat."

BS: "What did he say? I can't ever heard what he said."

[Like to figure out what *that* was about]

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

Cut at 3:25. Whoops. I guess that's how it was.

Writeup missing the encore tracks, ATRs tape cut short it seems.


NO: 29 JUN 02 Roskilde Festival - Roskilde, Denmark

The sound is more gig-like than some of the other "cleaner" recordings. The FM broadcast (or the webcast thereof) doesn't include the first three songs. There's also an audience version as well that is very listenable, though there's static in certain places, and yet another version with Bernard's hello.

_Crystal_

(not present on FM broadcast)

BS: "Hello, we're New Order. I'll say that again. We're New Order."

BS: "Hooky, you're a bit loud there man. Okay, this is Crystal. C'mon Phil, not again! It's just a piece of gear."

At 02:36, 5:10, and 5:32, there's static in the right channel (mic connection problems).

(at end)

BS: "Okay, Jerry a bit more top on the voice, a bit more top on the guitar, a bit more top on the guitar track, a bit more top on the drums, a bit less top on the bass [cackles slightly] apart from that, it's alright."

_Transmission_

BS: "This is Transmission."

Bernard's guitar into is a bit off at the start.

BS: "Whoa, thank you. Whoa. Jerry, drums down a bit."

_Regret_

lady announcer, with British accent:

"...to the Orange stage where the four members of New Order are playing right now. And I'm waiting for a signal, and we are broadcasting now!"

Only the last minute or so of this song is broadcast. Naturally, the audience versions captures it in full.

BS: "Yooowwww! Hooky, where are you? Hello, Peter? Just turn it down a little bit, please."

_Ceremony_

BS: "We call him the wandering minstrel."

Sounds fantastic, except for the first few seconds, where there's no sound in the right channel! The audience version doesn't have this problem.

On the audience versions, there's static at 2:07 (same deal as Crystal above).

BS: "Thank you."

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Where's that fucking music coming from? Turn the disco off!"

(one of the other stages was playing techno or somesuch, which you can hear throughout this gig.)

Bernard continues:

BS: "It's not a fucking wedding you know, it's a rock concert! This is 60 Miles An Hour, it's off our latest album, which is called Get Ready. Get fucking ready, because here we come!"

Hooky's bass is out of time with the rest of the group in the intro.

On the audience version, there's static at 4:03 (same deal as above).

BS: "Thank you. Merci Beaucoup."

_Atmosphere_

Hooky plays bass riff a bit.

BS: "Okay, we're gonna hop back a few years now, about 23, to be precise. This is a song called Atmosphere."

They play it.

BS: "Thank you! Jerry, you better take this [Gibson] 330 out in front, otherwise it's going to feedback like fuck. And we can do with a little bit more fill." (not Phil).

_Brutal_

BS: "Okay, is everybody having a good time? Okay, we're going to stop all that, because we're going to play a fucking down song. [Steve pounds skins twice] Because we're miserable bastards from Manchester. But we beat England in the World Cup. And we beat Scotland in the World Cup. Or Scotland weren't even in the World Cup. [Steve hits cymbals to signify a punchline delivered]"

(after)

BS: "Yo, thank you!"

_Close___Range_

BS: "Jerry, can I have the keyboard..st....up."

BS: "Thank you. I am fucked."

_Shes___Lost___Control_

PH: "Anyway, this one's for John Entwistle...God bless him, got the best band in Heaven...fuck me."

BS: "This is She's Lost Control."

A very good version of this as well. In the future, I will have slightly more substantive comments.

BS: "Thank you very much."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "This is...this next song...a song called Bizarre Love Triangle, and the lyrics are about when Hooky met Phil in prison, Hooky was Big Daddy, Phil was mommy, and they formed a bizarre love triangle."

They play the song.

On the audience version, you can hear some Bernard say something off-mic, but it's almost impossible to make out.

BS: "You have to excuse us, we've gone on tour for a week, and we're all fucked. Whole week."

_True___Faith_

BS: "Okay, this is True Faith."

Hooky yells out "Morning Sun!" at 2:25. A bit later on, he says, "I love you.".

Hooky ends it with a monsterous riff.

BS: "Turn the fucking disco off!". Never thought to ever hear him utter those words, but again, he's directing this towards an adjacent stage.

_Temptation_

BS: "Okay, this is Temptation."

after...

BS: "Yooooo! Thank you very much. Is everyone having a good time?" [cheers] "That's what we...what we're all here for."

_Love___Will___Tear___Us___Apart_

A few emphatic "c'mon's" and "yeah's" here.

BS: "Thank you, you've been a great audience! It's been great to play here in Copenhagen. Thank you, good night!"

A bell rings, and there's some clapping, as well as some strummed bass. Cheers go on for a minute or two until the Order come back on stage.

_Blue___Monday_

PH: "Hey, it's been a long time, Roskilde, and God bless you, you're still as good as I remember. So, just for you, because we never normally play it...Roger, it it!"

Static at 0:30 on audience version.

BS: (at about 0:50) "Hah!" (at 1:20) "Bass sequencer up." (at 1:30) "Hey, hah!". At 1:35, there's the famous god-awful whistling, another one at 2:10.

lyric: "If it wasn't for your big penis, I'd be a heavenly person today."

BS: "Thank you."

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "We're gonna leave...we're gonna play one more song for you, and then we're gonna leave the stage for our very good friends Primal Scream, whom will be...I'll be staying to watch...all the way from sunny Scotland. This is a song that we've not played too much, it's called Your Silent Face."

BS: "Thank you, good night, you've been a fantastic audience! Good night..." (broadcast version fades at this point) Denmark, good Night Copenhagen!"


NO: 13 JUL 02 Old Trafford Cricket Ground - Manchester, England

Have this from MP3s made from 'move cd 1'. Audience recording, very trebly, but still listenable.

An unknown individual introduces Alan Wise:

"Congratulations Manchester on a fantastic rendition of "Anarchy In The UK". Fantastic. Right. I am not here to compere or introduce Joy Division or New Order. My job is to introduce Alan Wise, who always introduces Joy Division / New Order. Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Alan Wise!"

AW: "Ladies and gentlemen [he slurs this] things are changin', and I've been thinking about them, like every New Order fan, I've been thinkin'. Cricket's changing, innit? First of all the five day game, then the three day game, then the limited over game, and now six wankers that take drugs on the stage. Welcome to Old Trafford, New Order!"

_Love___Vigilantes_

PH: "Good evening, nice to be back. Thank you!"

BS: "Hello! It's a beautiful night here in Manchester, and we're gonna play our hearts out for you. This is Love Vigilantes."

Bernard screams "yeah!" at the end. Chants of "New Order" start up.

_Crystal_

BS: "This is Crystal."

_Transmission_

BS: "Great playing our hometown of Old Trafford. We're gonna head back to the tender years of our youth. This is a Joy Division song called Transmission.

_Regret_

PH: "This one's for you, Bowser! Happy Birthday, mate! No regrets!"

BS: "Okay we're gonna pump it up a little bit now, this is a song called Regret."

Bernard screams "Yeah" at the end.

_60___Miles___An___Hour_

BS: "Is everyone having a good time? Great."

Somebody strums, and there's female chatter.

BS: "Just give us one second while we tune up. All right, now we're tuned up. This is 60 Miles An Hour."

(at end)

BS: "Yeaahh! Jacko, you got the 330 please?"

_Brutal_

BS: "Okay, uh...we're going to do this song which is very difficult on this particular guitar I've got. It's a song we've never played here in Manchester, we did it for a film called 'The Beach', and it's called Brutal."

Solid rendition.

BS: "Thank you we gotta play something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue. Jerry can you turn the BB's down a little bit, please."

_Shes___Lost___Control_

(some muttering I can't make out"

PH: "Well, I suppose we should dedicate this one to John Entwhistle, God bless him. Cuz I fucking loved him and I don't care about you. Thank you Steve, any time you're ready."

BS: "This is She's Lost Control."

Which they play.

BS: "Merci Beucoup."

BS: "This is going to be our last gig for some thing because we're gonna go back into the studio and record another album. So please enjoy it as much as we're enjoying it. We're give you each a form at the end of the show, and if you can give us marks, A, B, or C, A is very, very good, B is okay, and C is dogshit. We hope not to get many C's."

_Bizarre___Love___Triangle_

BS: "Okay, this is Bizarre Love Triangle."

Barney whistles loudly at the start.

Brief dropout near end.

BS: "Richard, [breath] please..." [can't totally make this out] Barney pants.

BS: "Thank you very much. Can you go home now?"

PH: "Fucking lost it a bit here, did anyone notice? All right, Twinny! Where are you mate? Twinny!"

_Touched___By___The___Hand___Of___God_

BS: "This is Touched By The Hand Of God"

At 3:57, Barney yells out "1-2-3-4", in German.

BS: "Thank you." Somebody woos, don't know if it was on stage.

BS: "Is this guitar out of tune, I can't fucking tell. Is there a musiciam in the audience. There's none on fucking stage. Only a joke, only a joke!"

Crowd starts to chant, "New Order, New Order..."

BS: "Kindly think of a better tune than that, I like the chant, I like the words, but we need a better tune guys. How about this one?"

The band then play _True___Faith_ (Perfecto version)

PH: (growls out at 4:25) "Fookin' 'ell, how's [odds]?"

BS: "Okay, okay, we're getting warmed up a little bit now. You lot getting warmed up. We're having a rare beautiful day here in Man, the shun...the sun is shining down on us. Make the most of it. Okay, let us tune up one more time. Give us five minutes.

I suppose we gotta say hello to Martha Boulton, who's wife(?)...the first day on earth today, God bless her.

_Temptation_

Alrighty, all right, this is Temptation. We all want to sing all ong, which is, "Up down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground.".

lyric: "Last fucking time!"

BS: "Thank you!" Hooky vamps a bit.

_World___In___Motion_

BS: "All right, all right. We got a special guest to introduce. His last record flopped, so he's come crawling back to us. Please welcome, Fathers(?) himself, Mr. Keith Allen. Here he is, the king of cool... the Prince of Darkness himself, the Prince Of Darkness.

The PA chews up whatever it was that Keith was saying, all I can make out is "Living legend."

I wrote a song for Keith, we wrote a song for Keith, a World Cup song, it's called 'World In Motion'!

A bit chaotic right before the intro, three people talk at once.

Fans yell out "Wales" at the End.

BS: "Thanks a lot, you've been a fucking great audience. It's great to play at Old Trafford. Hail, Manchester. Hail, Rome. Good night! Thank you, Keith Allen, thank you Peter Hook, thank you Stephen Morris, thank you, Phil Cunningham, thank you everyone here."

_Digital_

BS: "No rest for the wicked."

Indeed.

Barney yells out "Status Quo" at 2:15, probably in reference to the riffs. Haha.

BS: "Sometimes, you know, it's a competition with New Order who finishes the fucking song last. And I always seem to lose!"

_LWTUA_

Some silence in the beginning. Guy and gal start altering "c'mon" calls.

PH: "This one dedicated to all of you, Manchester, because I'm fucking proud to live here. Thank fuck for that. 1-2-3-4!"

At 2:05, Barney yells out, "C'mon!" and "Yeah". Hooky yells out, "Stephen Morris." Followed by an ear-piercing whistle and a "yeah".

BS: "Thank you very much.

_Blue___Monday_

BS: "You gotta ask yourself, could they have possibly have any more good tunes to play tonight? Well they thought it was all over, it is now."

This is the version with Kylie's 'Just Can't Get You Out Of My Head' mixed in. I guess not. :)

Nah, it's actually pretty good.

_Your___Silent___Face_

BS: "Thank you, you've been been absolutely fucking great audience. I'm sorry for swearing, but on occasions like this I've been known to. I'm going to chill you out tonight with a really sort of chilled-out song just to send you all home happy, it's called Your Silent Face."

At 2:10 Barney states, "Jacko, man."

BS: "Thank you very much, It's been an honor playing in front of you here. You've been a fucking great audience. Old Trafford's great, Manchester's great, Salford's great, we're great, everything's great, what do we got to worry about? Good night!"

Only a little bit more before tape is faded out.